microsoft jokes

CyClone · Joined: 30 Mar 2006 Posts: 3 Location: Australia

hey just thought I'd show what i found at this site, kinda funny i think.... http://www.thymos.com/computer/jokes.html

The Top 10 ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:

1. A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until AFTER that year, instead of before.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would just die for no reason and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you just accept this.
4. You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless you bought a car '95 or a car NT, but then you'd have to buy more seats.
5. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads.
6. The oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
7. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other brands for years.
8. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm).
9. The US government would be GETTING subsidies from an automaker, instead of giving them.
10. New seats will force everyone to have the same size derriere.

itsasony · Joined: 31 Mar 2006 Posts: 4

haha not a bad joke..

xxx · Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 3 Location: california

Heres a joke 4 you people I found at http://members.ozemail.com.au/~lbrash/msjokes/msjokes.html

Clinton, Gore and Gates go to Heaven

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in Heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.

"Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if anymore freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thinks for a few seconds and says, "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then address Bill Gates. "Bill Gates, what do you believe?"

Bill Gates said, "I believe you're in my chair."